I'm only doing this blog post to let you know that I'm not really here. I'm not really posting. I'm also not writing a book right now.
And incidentally, just last night, I did not hit the "save" button on a doc entitled "chapter fourteen", because, as mentioned above, I am not writing a book right now, and saving a document entitled "chapter fourteen" when it is not actually a part of several preceding chapters (one thru thirteen, to be exact) would be completely mental and as we all know, I am not the least bit mental. Not even a skosh.
Hang on one sec while I trim my toenails with my cat's teeth.
Anyhoo, in closing, I'm not really here, I'm not writing a book and my cat hates me.
And now, here's a picture of me as a zombie: