Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Let's NOT Stirr(it)up

Daily Stats
Words: still speechless
Caffeine: morning cup + midmorning cappuccino (mullet dude moved to the Starbucks at the mall. There should never be a mullet at a mall.)
Evil Calories: Lemon yummy cakey thing
Reality TV: Top Chef



No, I didn't dig through some old photos. Or accidentally stumble into 1984. I saw these today at Express. I know the image quality isn't the best, but yes...yes...oh, yes my darlings. Those are stirrups.

(go ahead. take a moment to dry-heave)

Now, people, let's take a moment and just admit that those were a mistake the first time around. There's no need to beat ourselves up over it. It was the 80's. Lots of bad shit happened in the 80's. There's also no need TO BRING THEM BACK! Have we not learned anything?? Mainly, that we should not wear anything that makes us resemble a tube of pork sausage? THESE LOOK HORRID ON EVERYONE! They're actually worse than skinny jeans, which I didn't think was possible. And you know what's gonna happen. After a little while, all the avant-garde stirrup wearers will start wearing them on the outside of their socks. Then before you know it, banana clips will be back and we'll be fighting over Jelly shoes!

This is grim and I refuse to be a part of it. And someone in the Express design department needs to be seriously bitch-slapped. Or, be forced to wear these vomitous pants throughout eternity.


2 comments:

Eileen said...

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

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