Daily Stats:
Words: why am I up so early?
Caffeine: exactly one sip of my morning cup so far
Evil Calories: 4000 pancakes for breakfast
Reality TV: Tabitha's Salon Takeover on Bravo
Is anyone else alarmed and slightly disturbed that Madonna's new tour is called "The Sticky & Sweet Tour"? I mean, I get it, she's Madonna. She dry humped the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards before ANYONE else did (nowadays I think it's a prerequisite to get on the show). But c'mon, she's nearing 50! Give up the corset and the g-string! Honey, you're a BAZILLIONAIRE!!!! You can afford massive amounts of Gucci and Prada!!! Hit the big 5-0 with class and sophistication. It's either that, or go Cabaret, honey. Look at Cher. She had the good sense to turn her tour into one mammoth sized drag show. Outlandish headpieces and hoards of screaming gay men. That works. Cone bras and crotch shots...not so much.
The saddest part of all this is that there was a time when Madonna started making the graceful crossover to chic and sophisticated. Especially when Ray of Light came out. She was all zen and namaste and dressing in chic suits and had somewhat believable blond hair. But alas, she found herself way too "normal", I guess. And now she's just creeping me out. Eww, Madonna. Eww!
3 comments:
Easy now.
You tread on sacred ground.
~Elizabeth who paid through the nose for floor seats to see her this October.
Amen, sistah! All she does now is embarrass herself anymore. That video with her thrusting her junk on Justin Timberlake makes my skin crawl. She's like the creepy old lady trying to be cool with her teenage daughter's friends.
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