Evil Calories: yep
Reality TV: yep
So, it appears, after standing for months with 9 followers, my blog has finally hit the big 1-0. Oh yes, a whole 10 people who openly admit they like the cut of my jib (whatever that means). However, the 10th person is one of those shaded silhouette people so I can't see who it is. I'm convinced it's Clive Owen. Or my pseudo-cousin Brad Pitt. Or both. They hang out on the weekends and read my blog. They fight over me...which is weird because Brad is my pseudo-cousin and even in an alternate universe that would be frowned upon.
And in other news, you may have read on girlworks blog that the lovely and talented Amy Ellis and I are participating in a muffin top throwdown. I'm convinced that my muffin top will reign supreme, since I'm doing both morning and evening workouts (except for today because my time has been taken up by a hurling toddler. Please read that carefully. I'm not hurling my toddler, that would be very mean. My toddler is hurling. Like, everywhere. I feel so bad for him. But he's handling it well. When he's done, he says, "no problem, mommy, I done frowing up")
So, in closing, Clive Owen is following me, my muffin top rules, and I don't throw my children.