Words: chip chop chip
Caffeine: morning cuppa
Evil Calories: these crazy cookie bar thingys that I made, they have chocolate chunks and currants, which seems weird but tastes like joy
Reality TV: ANTM reruns
I am a geek. It's something I don't even bother trying to hide. Yes, I could feign being normal, throw away my X-Files hat and vow to only wear my Han Solo t-shirt around the house, but I believe in living out loud, dammit. If it helps, I'm never the same kind of geek. I'm a fluctuating vat of gooberness, so I may be a little weird but I'll always keep you on your toes.
The following is my geek list, in no particular order:
Star Wars - this comes as a shock to you? Yes, Episode 1-3 sucked donkey nads, but that changes nothing
X-Files - my sister and I actually attended an X-Files Convention. I think Skinner was there, but we never actually saw him. (or was it The Lone Gunmen?)
Halo - I actually finished this game before my husband did, and my biggest moment of joy was when I advised the mail room guys at work how to finish the last level because none of them could figure it out.
Grand Theft Auto - Vice City was my absolute favorite. Yes, you can car jack people and run over prostitutes. So what?
Coffee - An espresso shot should pull for 18 seconds, to achieve this you must have a fine grind, humidity in the air effects the grind, so you must check it every half hour and if you get in front of me at Starbucks and order a triple vente nonfat decaf sugar-free orange-mint-pineapple-chocolate mocha latte, I will hunt you down and cram sugar packets down your throat
Firefly - I've already discussed this...let's not revisit the pain
Law & Order - The show officially jumped the shark when they killed off assistant DA Borgia and now the writing is downright horrid. The older episodes are better.
Mafia movies - I can recite Goodfellas from start to finish (but I only do it when no one else is around because that could be very annoying)
Elvis - and I don't mean the young, svelte Elvis. I mean the fat, farting, peanut butter and banana sandwich Vegas Elvis. If you don't understand this, you've never been to the right parts of Vegas, baby!
Okay, that's enough. I don't want to slip too far into the dork forest. But now it's your turn. What do you geek out about?