Caffeine: morning cup + midday iced latte
Evil Calories: some Cadbury chocolate eggs I found hiding the in freezer
Reality TV: DVR'd The Chef Jeff Project
Okay, I usually just delete these emails. You know the ones...cut and paste the question and fill in your own answers, then send it to everyone you know. They annoy me about as much as those horrid chain emails that promise sacks of cash to magically appear if I send it to exactly 33.7 people, and if I don't send it at all my head will fall off and the world will end. But I had a little time to burn, so here it is...probably more than you ever wanted to know about me.
Who was your favorite celebrity as a child?
Rick Springfield (shut-up…it was the 80’s)
What type of pets do you have?
2 felines - one three-legged wheezing monster and a grouchy old bitty who hisses at air
What is your favorite color?
Blue-ish, green-ish, red-ish purple
What is most memorable about your high school years?
Bad spiral perms, failing algebra, having a crush on my neighbor Brandon, who always made fun of my shoes, cutting class to drive to Santa Cruz to see all the places from The Lost Boys, getting caught and being grounded.
What word describes you best?
What drives you every day?
What is your favorite food?
The kind that tastes good
What is your business goal this year?
to distract my husband with shiny things so he doesn’t look at our credit card bills
Who do you admire?
All my fellow writer friends and the girl down at Starbucks who makes really good cappuccino foam
What is your mission?
To point out people who walk funny
If you were invisible, where would you go?
To Clive Owen’s house
What turns you off?
People that ask stupid questions, like “what turns you off?”
If you were on an island, who would you want to be with?
Someone with a large boat parked nearby
You have a 10 minute speech to give at a high school, what is it about?
The plight of the Northern hairy-nosed wombat (c’mon, like anyone would be sober and paying attention anyway)
Riveting, yes? Don't you feel closer to me now? (barf)
Anyhoo, if you're bored and have time to kill, feel free to leave your version in the comments section.