Words: some, many more to go
Caffeine: morning cup + midmorning cappuccino
Evil Calories: apple fritters from 1/2 off bin at market (I'm not made of wood, people)
So, today I was walking through my local super-mega-ultra grocery store, and found this:
A home baby daddy kit. So I guess there's no need to leave the trailer and stand in line for the Maury show anymore. I'm not sure what I loved more, that it was crammed in with the condoms, or that there was only one left.