Monday, March 31, 2008

Decline of Western Civilization?

Daily Stats
Words: some, many more to go
Caffeine: morning cup + midmorning cappuccino
Evil Calories: apple fritters from 1/2 off bin at market (I'm not made of wood, people)

So, today I was walking through my local super-mega-ultra grocery store, and found this:


A home baby daddy kit. So I guess there's no need to leave the trailer and stand in line for the Maury show anymore. I'm not sure what I loved more, that it was crammed in with the condoms, or that there was only one left.

5 comments:

Girl Works said...

Oh, I know! We were just reading about these over the weekend. Apparently they're selling very well here. They should have called it: Who's Yo' Baby Daddy?

Eileen said...

Oh this just MADE my day.

Eric said...

Hi! Amy and I were talking about these just yesterday - there was an article in the local paper saying that they had been 'testing' these tests in WA and OR but they just went nationwide. Apparently demand was very strong. (But your pic next to the condom package is classic!)

Jana said...

No... seriously? No...

Rags said...

hahahaha!!!
Oh my god I laughed so hard when I read this, a little tea came out of my nose...