Monday, March 3, 2008


Daily Stats
Words: 1500
Caffeine: morning cup + midmorning cappuccino
Evil Calories: none! I just discovered that I've gained 8 pounds since the holidays. 8!!! Therefore I will spend the remainder of my life on the treadmill. Send bottled water and protein shakes.
Reality TV: A new show called "Fat-Ass on a Treadmill" starring me

This week I'm going to do two things. One, I will walk/run/trot/skip/lumber/trip/cough/wheeze/lie down on treadmill for at least 23 hours every day. Two: I will write 1500 words every day with remaining hour of each day. Might even try to write while on treadmill.

Hmmm...note to self: writing on treadmill might result in head wound. Investigate some kind of writing on treadmill helmet. Or put wonderbra on head as makeshift helmet. (might as well use that dumb-ass thing for something useful)

I will finish my next book by June. That is my goal. I will finish it. I will no longer sit around waiting for agents to call me about my first book. I will sell my second book, then my first book will sell, and it'll be less work for me later, and will give me more time on treadmill.

By the way, I have to give a big ups to my new friend Ramen w/Cheese & Tuna, my fellow soon-to-be published author! Check out her blog!

And lastly, thanks to Eileen Cook for being fabulous and writing a book that made me laugh when I REALLY needed to!

1 comment:

Misque Writer said...

This had me laughing so hard. "Might even try to write while on treadmill." Oh, man, if only you lost a calorie for every word you wrote, you could fill your day's workcount AND work off that embarressing belly jiggle.